26th David Penhaligon and Holman's R and D
I met David
Penhaligon in Holman’s R and D department. David Penhaligon — the Liberal MP
with the trademark grin, the motorbike, and the ability to talk to absolutely
anyone without a hint of pretension.
Holman’s was
where the clever tinkerers, the practical inventors, and the quietly brilliant
engineers lived. David always had a soft spot for that world — the real Cornish
economy, not the postcard version. He worked there before his parliamentary existence
and I did a stint in R and D during my apprenticeship
Holman’s
R&D in those days was a proper crucible: bright young apprentices, old‑hand
engineers who could machine a part to a tenth by feel alone, and the odd future
parliamentarian quietly absorbing how real industry worked. Penhaligon having
been one of the lads there before politics explains so much about why he
resonated with people — he’d actually lived the graft, not just toured it.
Me doing a
stint in R&D during my apprenticeship helped I think with the way my early
career zig‑zagged through the practical, the inventive, and the quietly
technical. Holmans was exactly the sort of place where I could soak up a
lifetime’s worth of mechanical intuition without even noticing it happening.
I love the
fact that as an apprentice I crossed paths with a bloke who’d later become one
of Cornwall’s most recognisable political figures.
At that time
Holman R and D were working on something called the Shand Hammer - a huge rock
breaker to be mounted on an excavator arm. The Shand Hammer was a proper bit of
kit. Not some polite little pneumatic pecker, but a full‑blooded, Holman’s‑grade,
“let’s teach this lump of granite some manners” machine. Mounted on an
excavator arm, driven by serious hydraulics, and designed by people who
understood rock the way fishermen understand weather.
Holman’s R&D
was not lab coats and clipboards, but big forces, big tolerances, big
consequences. The kind of place where an apprentice like me could learn more in
a week than a university course could teach in a term.
I remember a
prototype hammer the size of a small coffin, thick heavy hoses, a test rig
bolted to a concrete block, engineers with pencils behind their ears and
hearing defenders permanently around their necks and me watching the whole
thing shake the earth.
They would
test it, then strip it down, inspect it, make a few adjustments then test it
again, and again etc.
The eternal
rhythm of R&D: build it, break it, strip it, swear at it, rebuild it,
tighten it, run it, break it again. That’s where the real learning happens —
not in the tidy drawings, but in the oily, stubborn reality of metal and neoprene
misbehaving.
When a
machine like the Shand Hammer finally goes, it’s not subtle. It’s not
“running”, it’s announcing itself. The whole workshop shifts from chatter to a
kind of instinctive, animal alertness. Everyone stands just a little further
back than they meant to. Someone folds their arms. Someone else pretends to
check a gauge but is really watching the casing for movement. And the floor…
the floor develops that low, physical hum you feel through your boots.
As an
apprentice, it felt like a proper rite of passage. I had helped to build it,
stripped it, rebuilt it, cursed it, tightened it, and now here it was — alive,
shaking the air, doing exactly what it was designed to do: hit the earth so
hard the earth flinched.
There’s
something special about seeing a prototype like that run for the first time.
It’s the moment where all the drawings, all the machining, all the “that’ll
never hold” conversations suddenly become real. And Holman’s was the perfect
place for that. No nonsense, no glamour, just proper Cornish engineering
muscle.
I liked R and
D, but I liked the test mine best I think, the workshop taught me mechanics
but the test mine taught me reality.
In the test mine,
everything changed: the acoustics go from clatter to that deep, swallowing hush,
the air has that cold, mineral smell you only get underground, every sound
carries meaning — a crack, a ping, a change in pitch, and the machinery
suddenly feels alive, not theoretical
It felt like
stepping into a different world — half industrial, half prehistoric — the
strongest memory I have is wrestling with a pick on an airleg. Nothing says
“proper Holman’s apprenticeship” like being half‑dragged across a stope by an
airleg that’s decided it’s had enough of your nonsense.
An airleg
with a pick on the end isn’t a tool — it’s a living creature. It kicks, it
bucks, it twists, it tries to climb the wall, and if you relax for a heartbeat,
it’ll spin you like a maypole dancer. Every old hand knew the truth: you don’t operate
an airleg, you negotiate with it.
And
underground, in the test mine, that negotiation becomes a full‑body
conversation. The rock is uneven, the stance is awkward, the air is echoing,
and the leg is hammering away with that bone‑deep thud that goes straight
through your ribs. You’re braced, leaning into it, boots slipping on dust,
trying to keep the damn thing pointed vaguely where you want it.
I can still
remember the vibration through my gloves and the way the leg tried to “walk”
itself sideways along the rock.
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